SNIPPETS

DR M and Badawi to meet
Both prominent political figures have announced their desire to meet and reconcile with each other. This move has reportedly been engineered by people within the Barisan Nasional party, who are uncomfortable with the feud between them.

87 percent of Malaysians however would like it to go on as they find it more entertaining that way.




11 ISA detaineed released
Nik Adli, son of PAS leader Nik Aziz was released from the ISA today. Ten others released were two Norwegian tourists, one random old man, a baby, a yellow baboon, a neurotic teenager, and five angry lawyers.


Nik Adli was detained for allegedly having links with the KMM (Kumpulan Militan Malaysia). The others were detained for "looking fishy".

The lawyers however were kept there as a silly prank.




Police on Megaphones in Segamat
In a new move to reduce crime, the Segamat police are broadcasting their messages using megaphones from their patrol cars. This is a move to constantly remind residents to be careful of their surroundings.


Residents in turn are buying their own megaphones. Some to announce thank you messages back to the vigilant policemen.

Most just to say "SHUT UP YOU CRAZY BASTARDS! I CANT FCKIN SLEEP YOU STUPID GITS!"





Amir Muhammad to make a sequel to Lelaki Komunis Terakhir
Even though the first part of the movie was banned by the Malaysian government Amir Muhammad is soldiering on and creating the sequel.


The authorities have already announced that they are going to ban the sequel even if they have not seen it yet. This, as announced by officials, is to simply save time. "We know we are going to ban it anyway."


The movie preview will be held in Amir Muhammad's bedroom, and the invited guests will be himself and his cat, Poco.





Mat Rempit in hiding
The Mat Rempit's who attacked the Kubang Semang police station are nowhere to be seen. The official stance of the police is that they have gone into hiding.

However according to one source, various responsible members of the public have hunted them down and beaten them to death with shovels and other lethal gardening tools.

"Three down. One more to go."says one caring citizen.