KLANG- Today a near-bloody scuffle ensued between members of the DAP (Democratic Action Party) and the supporters of Datuk Zakaria Mat Deros.
DAP secretary-general Lim Guan Eng, led a 300-man procession to protest outside the residence of the UMNO division chief. After realizing that the latter and his wife, Datin Zizah Ngah were not at home they began chanting anti-Zakaria slogans.
When Zakaria's supporters came on the scene to stop this public protest, it started a physical confrontation from what had initially began as a mere oral demonstration.
Onlookers are divided on which side actually started the fight, but all agree that the Zakaria's supporters emerged victorious.
Some say that this was due to the fact that the DAP members were "middle-aged unfit men", while some DAP members have refuted this point by saying that they were simply caught off guard.
"They werent ready for a fight. If they had known you would have seen some kung-fu ass shit man."says one source.
It is a proven fact that all Chinese know kung-fu.
However most agree that one reason is that Zakaria's supporters mainly consisted of several barnyard animals, and a few creatures from the endangered species list as identified by the the WWF (World Wildlife Fund.)
Members of the DAP have also stated that it was difficult to engage their opponents in battle as the few homosapiens involved were active participants of the Special Olympics. "My mother say cannot hit people that cacat one." says one bystander.
They were reportedly enlisted under the category "Spelling and Reading Deficiency" which experts state is practically an incurable disease.
"But they are all still very special."
as reported by Joe Lacks