FRONTPAGE- Stand behind Badawi

Kuala Lumpur- Recently local authority figures have called out to Malaysians to cease from criticizing the government. They also urge that citizens stand strongly behind the Prime Minister for the good of the nation.


Datuk Seri Abdullah Badawi has also commented on Tun Dr Mahathir's unrelenting campaign against the government, stating that the former is attacking with "stronger venom" and that the people also share his sentiment that it is baseless and that it should be stopped.



Scientists have pitched in this rally call for support, citing empirical evidence that criticisms upon the government may hurt the country and gradually bring it to its doom.


"It is as dangerous as real venom."



"Through our studies we have found that there will be extreme detriment to the Prime Minister, and of course the government as a whole if things go on as they are. And naturally if the government is affected, so are the people of this country."


He stated that criticisms lets off a certain wave that can only be detected by special equipment.

"And these waves might as well be nuclear waves, with the effect that they bring."


He calls them "negative germs". "To help the public understand how serious the problem is, we are releasing extremely detailed graphs."

picture- extremely detailed graph

"The red waves represent the criticisms that is directed towards the Prime Minister."


However they state that the public need not panic as there is still time to repair the harm that has been done.


"What the public can do in the interest of the nation is to praise and love the government. This will help cleanse the germs that have infested, and bring our country back to its natural state."

picture- extremely detailed graph 2

The pink waves signify the love shown from the people, he states.


"It is important that we do these measures as soon as possible, before we all meet our doom."


He also adds that there does not have to be a particularly good reason to give love and praise. "You can just say something nice about his hair."


"This is for the country. Citizens should forget about sincerity and their real feelings when this is at stake."


(scientists conducting this research are also economists of the Economic Planning Unit, and sometimes are F1 Race-car girls)


as reported by Edie J.