LOCAL NEWS- Superintendent was ordered to disrupt speech, not assembly.

KUALA LUMPUR- Asst Supt Anuar Jusoh, was questioned by the Suhakam panel of inquiry regarding his actions during the protest in KLCC regarding rising fuel prices.


He had allegedly flown a helicopter "dangerously close", and reports were made stating that the police had used "excessive force" to halt the gathering. The Suhakam panel is trying to determine whether human rights had been violated during the operation.



The Superintendent denied having had any intention to harm members of the assembly.

"We were given instructions to fly low to disrupt a person's speech, not the assembly."



He is part of the Special Covert Ops which specializes in dealing with "oral danger".

"The target was that evil talking mouth. Not the people around him." Criticisms have been made that a helicopter was an "inappropriate tool" to stop a man from talking. According to the ops Chief, (who shall not be named due to security reasons) they are trained to recognize and eliminate any "vocal threat".



"We have to use any means possible. In the past we have used harpoons, small rockets and elephants on performance enhancing drugs."


picture- elephant on performance-enhancing drugs


"It is important that citizens are protected from dangerous voices." he states.


He states that dangerous voices may cause harmful diseases. When asked what form of disease, he said it could range from temporary disorders such as bleeding from every orifice of the body for several hours, to terminal illnesses. "Like cancer... of the ass."

"The medical term is... assinificititis. Or "buttdenoonade".


"We will do everything within our power to protect the people. Sometimes excessive force is necessary."


as reported by Edie J.


(All writers of karipanas have been diagnosed with assinificititis. Readers who do not want to be infected are advised to avoid physical contact as this disease may be transmitted to anyone within hearing range.)