LOCAL NEWS- The People Want to Focus Says Badawi

KUALA LUMPUR-Prime Minister Datuk Seri Abdullah Ahmad Badawi said the people decide what they want and although some may be concerned with his differences with the former premier, he says that most people are looking forward to development projects that would come on board by the middle of next year.

‘People are focusing on my work’ says the Prime Minister, and not on the spat between him and Tun Mahathir. He is of the opinion that he still remains popular and that the people are not divided on this issue.

Malaysians have agreed that his arbitrary statement is true. "He is a total mind-reader."says Govinda Jeyaratnam, 43. "Those two words, focus and work are on our minds."


In a survey conducted to identify the specific details of what "work" Malaysian's want to "focus" on, the polls revealed that:

i- 32 percent want to "focus" on Jessica Alba's body and maybe her "work".

ii- 24 percent want to "focus" on killing the queue-cutters who stop them from
getting to "work" on time.

iii- 36 percent want to "focus" on getting some damn "work".

iv- 8 percent want to "focus" on porn. And not "work."


As reported by a source the Prime Minister googled the word "work" and "focus", added up the number of sites, and made his conclusion without following up on the links.


as reported by Edie J.