From the editor...

Greetings readers. Here are a few answers to questions that you have sent us.


a) Who are the members of the Karipanas Crew?

Please refer to my Welcome Post. And yes, Im serious.


b) Arent you guys afraid of getting in trouble?

No.


c) Who are these crab creatures?

They are crabs, but bigger. And with an evil agenda.


d) Are you a boy or a girl?

The important thing is I am not a crab.


As you can see, we work hard to please you readers.

The first announcement is that there will be an international news column, even though we say we specialize in local news (as stated in our side bar) we lie all the time.


Secondly, we have set up a poll at the side bar, and we hope you participate and vote. Multiple voting is allowed, because we also cater for readers with multiple personalities.



Recently there has been a lot going on in the news about "rempit raids". I personally detest these sub-humans, and for the first time in my life I agree with the government and the police. Since they are now on the "hate-list" I presume killing them will not result in any legal consequences.



Anyone who brings me the head of a "mat rempit" will be rewarded handsomely. Maybe a writer to use as a pet, or slave. Or table. Your choice. Limbs are also acceptable. When else can you release the psycho-killer inside you? Happy reading.

the editor

"all that is required for evil to triumph is that good men do nothing..."