Welcome message from the editor
Welcome, readers of karipanas.
I would like to thank all of the visitors to this website for taking time out of your busy schedules to come here. Our reporters work hard and they are not paid for their blood, sweat and tears. This is because it is enough for them to know that they are getting important information across to Malaysians everywhere.
(They are also mostly refugees from war-stricken countries who are locked up under my basement. One, is a talking monkey.)
Everyone is welcome to comment on our articles, and make suggestions about how to make this newsblog better. We are always looking to improve. If the comments are offensive, to race or religion, we will send ninjas to hunt you down and kill you.
There is a chatbox cleverly embedded at our sidebar, and we hope that you announce your visit in that manner.
Even if our blog tracker tells us that "x" amount of people have visited this site, we need to know whether it was a human being or those damn crab creatures surfing the net for crab porn. (DAMN YOU CRAB PERVERTS! DAMN YOU!)
Thats all for now, and I hope that you continue to read karipanas, if only for your own mental health. We only give you news that is good for you.
the editor
4 comments:
*rofl. thumbs up to the editor for making such an informative and funny site! will continue reading and going through the page :D yay~
thank you maslight. we value loyal readers. it also means that you do not have cheese for brains. its a common phenomenon.
good for you!
GoodLuck!!1
Some influence of South Park I c...crab people crab people...
I had some monkeys and a wild tortoise living in my basement last time..but the Ilaka laka ate themn..
south park is an informative show. we get most of our information from shows like that and random pieces of paper we find on the street.
that is why all our information is 100% certified true.
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